Hello, my name is George and come in peace.
I apologize for the intrusion, I ask you for only moments of time for my lifetime of knowledge.
I think therefore I am.
Because I am, I write what I think.
But because I have no marketable skills, my Life is threatened of survival.
The only offering I have to trade are my thoughts.
Would you like to receive any?
I would gladly receive loose change, but I leave price totally to your discretion.
But if you open it is yours to keep even if you choose its worth is zero.
