Prison planet Earth, year 2012.
The end of the world is coming some say.
I can see reasons.
But, if life continues on and Sol doesn't scorch us my life still sucks.
I crash landed on this rock. Actually not a bad planet but its inhabitants are idiots.
They're fractured into like hundreds of different militarized groups warring against one another.
Like zombies they follow to the death a calendar of events telling them what to do. They teach this flawed history to their young so they can repeat it.
Even worse the inhabitants are further divided by issues of faith.
The planet is just a lost cause, they will probably doom it before any natural disaster. Send help, we're waiting.